"But we can’t afford to pay our workers $15 as minimum wage!”
Well then quite frankly you shouldn’t have expanded your business. If your profit margin does not allow you to compensate those you employ $15 minimum, then you were ill-prepared to expand or misguided in the level to which you expanded your business you exploitative pisscouch.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with
it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”
"Mountains? More like nothings"
"Nice try, giant worms.”
"And I was like, whatever, rich guy!”
Somebody told me
You had a girlfriend
Who looked like a……………………..slime man
you think you’re always late? i hung my first mcr poster 30 min before they announced their break up